(404 hits. Posted 2019/10/14)
## What's this? An orc? And here I was on my way to pick up a bashpig and other elements for
a Helfire special charmie army. But this, this might be useful too... ##
The corpse of a hunter is lying here.
A small oaken table has been set here.
On the table, there are a pan and a butcher knife.
A tall and strong hunter is standing here.
*an Orc* is standing here.
Exits: north, east, south.
![ CW Mana:Warm>cc *orc*
cast 'charm' *orc*
You quickly recall your stored spell...
*an Orc* starts following you.
## Hello charmie ##
![ CW Mana:Cold>laugh
You fall down laughing.
![ CW Mana:Cold>of dance
order followers dance
*an Orc* dances for the sheer joy of it.
![ CW Mana:Cold>
*an Orc* sighs loudly.
## Dance charmie, dance! And no sighing either. ##
![ CW Mana:Cold>pat orc
You pat *an Orc* on his head.
## Who's a good widdle orc? YOU are a good widdle orc! Such a good orc! ##
![ CW Mana:Warm>exa orc
You see nothing special about him.
*an Orc* is in an excellent condition.
*an Orc* is using:
<wielded> a nimble blade (worn)
<worn as shield> a metal wall shield (well-maintained)
<worn on head> a great helm (flawless)
<worn on body> a fine metal breastplate (flawless)
<worn about body> a forest green cloak (flawless)
<worn on arms> a fine pair of metal vambraces (flawless)
<worn on hands> a fine pair of metal gauntlets (flawless)
<worn on legs> a fine pair of metal greaves (well-maintained)
<worn on feet> a pair of smooth, black boots
<worn on finger> a ring
<worn on back> a leather backpack
<worn across back> an embellished longbow
<worn as belt> a plain leather belt
<worn on belt> a butcher knife (used)
<worn on belt> a water skin
<worn on belt> a quiver
<worn on belt> a herbal kit
## Well equipped little fucker. I start thinking that I should kill and loot him
or at least loot him. We'll see. Time to have a little low key fun. ##
![ CW Mana:Warm>of narrate good evening fellow darkies
order followers narrate good evening fellow darkies
![ CW Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* says 'woveowe os just zich a bood fruend, you wimply can'p hit mal'
![ CW Mana:Warm>
*an Orc* says 'omg, it wolkep'
## Shutup Snaga. Of course it worked. Hmmm I really need work on my Orkish. ##
![ CW Mana:Warm>of narrate this is the voice of the Puke controlling this snaga
order followers narrate this is the voice of the Puke controlling this snaga
![ CW Mana:Warm>of narrate we are everywhere
order followers narrate we are everywhere
Silvos tells you 'are you bullying an orc?!'
## We chat about the finer points of orc bullying and how opposite side charming can be abused ##
![ CW Mana:Warm>
Silvos tells you 'I'm just amused because I can see what you make him say :D'
![ CW Mana:Warm>of narrate I'll be kind and not kill this snaga though because he's a good obedient messenger
order followers narrate I'll be kind and not kill this snaga though because he's a good obedient messenger
![ CW Mana:Warm>tell silvos lol
![ CW Mana:Hot>of narrate I think Sauron is a dick
order followers narrate I think Sauron is a dick
![ CW Mana:Hot>of narrate Elves are our best friends
order followers narrate Elves are our best friends
## At this point I figure orc has told his buddies where I'm at so I have to make a choice.
I decide to let him keep his gear and sleep my exit away. ##
![ CW Mana:Hot>of narrate ok the nice Puke is going to let me live. I sleep now
order followers narrate ok the nice Puke is going to let me live. I sleep now
## I used the term Puke to reclaim the slur from the forces of evil ##
![ CW Mana:Hot>os
order followers sleep
*an Orc* lies down and falls asleep.
## Sleep well little snaga and remember the time letting you live was funnier
than killing you or even stealing your gear. ##
Worst charmie ever. It sighed, back talked, and had shitty dance moves.
|2019/10/14 11:26, Shaukr: || |
|Narrating blasphemy was good, but you should've sold his life, like Belamir's log!|
|2019/10/14 11:30, Dawnborn: || |
|I'm not familiar with that log.|
|2019/10/14 13:38, Fieldy: || |
|Its under Blast of the Past section|
|2019/10/14 15:26, Dawnborn: || |
|That's hilarious. |
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